Poor old Pim. Hook, line and sinker.
Dunkin Donuts old-fashioned cake doughnuts will be a part of a sweet and savory stuffing for a Pilgrim's Pride Whole Butter Basted Turkeys. Adding insult to injury, the bird will be brined in Coca Cola, yet another major donor, for two days.
I think even I might have smelled a rat on the White House Inaugural Menu.