“He did the Sunday Times crossword in ink.” Who did? You’ll never guess. (Thanks, Luigi.)
Oh, and another thing. I’ll be seeking a new life any day now, thanks to that saucy Bramble Rainbowfly, aka Queen of the Shagbuns.
Your fairy is called Tangle Elfglitter
She is a cheerful sprite.
She lives at the bottom of tangled gardens and in hedgerows.
She is only seen in the light of a shooting star.She wears tangled dresses of multicoloured petals. She has delicate green wings like a cicada.
Get your free fairy name here! Tell ’em Mr Elfglitter said to treat you nice.
Oh, and yet another thing. As I used to tell people when I gave talks about this sort of thing: the weakest ink is better than the strongest memory.