“Like it or not, addicts say, they have fewer and fewer choices in buying drugs.”

That’s a throwaway line in a recent Vanity Fair feature, one that has had a fair amount of play in the blogosphere.

I lied. That’s not actually the true quote. The truth is:

“Like it or not, farmers say,...

There’s more ➢

I've been reading Grant McCracken’s blog for a while now, and enjoying his posts without quite feeling the need to point anyone else at them. But this is a beaut, and not just because I feel it strongly myself.

Paul Allen, the Microsoft cofounder, has a yacht that is 416 feet long. It cost some...

There’s more ➢

How does a tick know when it has reached the back of my dog's neck?

A beautiful blonde dog with her cuddly toy

The best suggestion yet, from my friend Massimo, is that ticks feed on arterial blood and they use some sort of heat-seaking mechanism to go where the vessels are nearest the surface. Plausible, but I don’t buy it. Not yet. Not...

There’s more ➢

This post is number 41 in a series.

Blue Girl breaks new ground by embedding a video in a 50 x 100 x 50 post. Just don’t watch it, unless you like being manipulated into an eye-blinking, lump-throated slump. I like to think that my own paltry genre-extension -- doubling up on words after I’d m...

There’s more ➢

This post is numbers 39 & 40 in a series.

”It’s terrible. It’s not even good.”

“Well you can just go fuck yourself.”
“I love that woman, I just can’t help it.”

“I’m deleting this. You’re OK with that?”

“You don’t need more wine. You need a sausage.”

“Dude, what did you just throw at me?...

There’s more ➢